dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

webmddoctor:

could you imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)